Wednesday, October 9, 2013

Beer Quotes

“Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer!” 
― Martin Luther

“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” 
― Benjamin Franklin

“All men hear is blah, blah, blah, blah, SEX, blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah, BEER.” 
― Denis Leary

“You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are.” - Adolphus Busch

“And smoking weed kills your brain cells, not like getting drunk which only hurts the liver, and you got two of them”.  Earl J. Hickey

“There’s nothing like good food, good beer, and a bad girl.” - Harvey Allen

“Beer may not solve your problems, but neither will water or milk” - Wiley

“Milk is for babies.  When you grow up you have to drink beer.” - Arnold Schwarzenegger

“Women and drink.  Too much of either can drive you to the other” - Michael Still

“Who does not love beer, wine, women, and song remains a fool his whole life.” - Carl Worner

"A little bit of beer is divine medicine." –Paracelsus, Greek physician

“An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with fools.” - Ernest Hemingway

“You can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning.” On label of Founder's Breakfast Stout

“The human intellect owes its superiority over that of the lower animals in great measure to the stimulus which alcohol has given imagination.”-Samuel Butler

“When I drink, I think; and when I think, I drink.” –Francois Rabelais

"Beer is a wholesome liquor… abounds with nourishment" –Dr. Benjamin Rush 

“There is no strong beer, just weak men” - Dan Castellaneta.

"I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me." - Winston Churchill

“Wow, it’s like I’ve died and went to heaven.  But then they realized it wasn’t my time yet.  So they sent me to a brewery. – Peter of Family Guy

"Here’s to alcohol, the cause of-and solution to-all life’s problems". –  Homer Simpson

“Smithers, this beer isn’t working.  I don’t feel any younger or funkier.” - Mr. Burns of Simpsons

“Beer will change the world.  I don’t know how, but it will” - sign on streets of New York

"On victory, you deserve beer, in defeat, you need it."-Napoleon

"It’s better to drink beer and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit."… ….Steve Taylor

"Life’s too short to drink cheap beer" -Anonymous

"Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world" - Kaiser Wilhelm

"Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar." - Unknown

"Give my people plenty of beer, good beer and cheap beer, and you will have no revolution among them" - Queen Victoria

"The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid." Richard Braunstein

"I told the stewardess liquor for three." - "Who are the other two? - "Oh, there are no other two." Sean Connery (as James Bond)

"In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria." -Benjamin Franklin

"There can’t be good living where there is not good drinking.”-Benjamin Franklin

"Sir, you’re drunk!" Yes, Madam, I am. But in the morning, I will be sober and you will still be ugly." –Lady Astor and Winston Churchill

"Beer , if drank with moderation, softens the tempter, cheers the spirit, and promotes good health.” – Thomas Jefferson

“Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.” –Dave Barry

“If a life of wine, beer, women and song becomes too much, give up singing.”-Mark Schiess

“I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.” - Frank Sinatra

"Beer will get you through time of no money better than money will get you through times of no beer." - Freddie Freak

"Beer has food value, but food has no beer value.' -Unknown 

"Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder." -Unknown 

" There is more to life than beer alone, but beer makes those other things even better." -Stephen Morris

" Let us drink for the replenishment of our strength, not for our sorrow" -Cicero

"The mouth of a perfectly happy man  is filled with beer" –Ancient Egyptian Wisdom

“When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading !!!” - Henny Youngman

"I'm sorry honey, I can't hear you without a beer in my hand" - Over 1 million husbands.

And finally, the best for the last

“When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven!” - Brian O’Rourke


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