Thursday, October 17, 2013
11 Commandments of Hashing in Klang Hash
This article was written without the influence of alcohol and it is not meant to insinuate anyone. No apologies are offered for those who feel offended. Any animosity must self destruct after you finished reading this.
1) THOU SHALL ACCEPT THE GM'S WORDS AS THE TRUTH AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH, FOR BETTER OR FOR WORSE, FOR GOOD OR BAD. THE COMMAND OF AUTHORITY SHALL BE ABSOLUTE.
(Otherwise, why did you choose to elect him in the first place. Maybe not you, but the majority. Agreed ???)
2) THOU SHALL MAINTAINED ABSOLUTE SILENCE WHEN CIRCLE IS CALLED.
(Let's show that we are better behaved adults than our bunch of politicians)
3) THOU SHALL ALWAYS PAY YOUR SUB ON TIME.
(We do not wish to have a situation where there are insufficient funds to pay our beer man and he boycott us on our Friday runs. Got the message ?)
4) THOU SHALL ACCEPT THAT SITTING ON ICE IS AN HONOR AND NOT AN EMBARRASSMENT.
(It shows that you have been noticed by your peers. No malice is ever intended)
5) THOU SHALL ALWAYS ACCEPT YOUR HASH NAME WITH PRIDE.
(Your RA in a moment of inspiration / desperation / frustration / cuntfusion have chosen to give you one. Accept it or slip into oblivion, as it's shows that you are mixing in the wrong fraternity)
6) THOU SHALL ALWAYS FOLLOW PAPERS DURING THE RUN.
(Appreciate the hare's time and effort. The papers are there for a reason. Short cut at your own peril)
7) THOU SHALL ALWAYS EDUCATE YOUR GUEST(S) ON THE DO'S AND DON'T'S OF HASHING.
(We don't want one bad apple to spoil the whole bunch)
8) THOU SHALL ALWAYS JOIN KH4 FOR THE PURPOSE OF ENJOYING OUR WEEKLY DOSES OF FELLOWSHIP AND CAMARADERIE.
(Anyone with a hidden agenda shall be prostituted)
9) THOU SHALL NOT HAVE AN INFLATED EGO. LEAVE IT AT HOME WHEN YOU COME TO THE HASH.
(No one is bigger than the club. Apple polishing of any kind is not encouraged. Those who feel otherwise, please feel free to join another chapter)
10) THOU SHALL NOT BRING CHILDREN OR IMMATURE ADULTS TO THE HASH.
(A child's education is best left to the school. The only education hashing can provide is that everyone are treated equal regardless of how bad you were brought up)
11) THOU SHALL ACCEPT ALL PROFANITIES AND OBSCENITIES REGARDLESS OF YOUR INTELLECTUAL LEVEL.
(These are part and parcel of the hash culture. Those who cannot comprehend shall be left to fester in their own backyard)
Note: This article was written by yours truly some time ago. I think it 's worthwhile to reproduce it to remind us of what hashing is all about, whether you have been hashing for 2 months, 2 years or 20 years.