Monday, November 11, 2013

Why Is Beer Better Than A .......... !!!

Why Is Beer Better Than A Woman 

1) Beer is always wet.
2) A beer doesn't care when you come.
3) Beer never gets a headache.
4) Beer doesn't have to get a new dress for a party.
5) You can share a beer with your friends.
6) You don't have to take expensive flowers home to your beer.
7) You can enjoy beer every day of the month.
8) Beer doesn't have a birthday for you to forget.
9) Beer never have relatives that stop by and stays for weeks.
10) You can have more than one  beer and not feel guilty.
11) Beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
12) Beer doesn't talk back to you and ask a lot of silly questions.
13) Beer is never late.
14) You can enjoy beer all night long.
15) If you change beer you don't have to pay alimony.
16) A beer is always satisfying.
17) A beer won't tell you it's pregnant for fun.
18) Beer doesn't complain when you are farting.
19) Beer doesn't care how much you earn.
20) Beer never cries or get jealous.
21) Beer is only stopping by, it doesn't stay around and nag.
22) Beer doesn't demand equality.
23) You can see through a beer and you know what you are getting.
24) Beer never threaten to go to a lawyer.
25) When a beer goes flat, you just toss it out.

To even things out here's ........

Why Is Beer Better Than A Man

1) Beer makes you feel better who you have a period.
2) Your beer will wait patiently in the car while you try on shoes at the mall.
3) Your beer never suffer performance anxiety.
4) A beer doesn't snore.
5) Beer doesn't get drunk and call you at 3am to beg.
6) I never met a beer with a criminal record.
7) You can pick up a beer in a bar right in front of your mother and she won't mind.
8) Beer never has a bad temper.
9) You can have more than one beer in a night without feeling sore.
10) You can talk to your girlfriends about beer without getting pissed off.
11) You don't have to fake a beer. Beer has no ego.
12) A beer isn't ready until you are ready.
13) A beer will never make fun of your new outfit.
14) A beer doesn't hate your cat.
15) You can get six at once without taxing yourself.
16) A beer doesn't mind if you don't finish.
17) A beer last longer than seven seconds.
18) A beer doesn't care if you go shopping.
19) Having a beer can't make you pregnant.
20) A good beer is easy to find.
21) Beer goes where you want it to.
22) No woman ever got stood up by a beer.
23) You don't need a restraining order with a bad beer.
24) A beer won't expect you to cook dinner if you are not ready.
25) A beer won't mind if you are not in a mood for beer.


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