Run @ Tmn Tun (25/10/13). Hare: Blow Job

Having his oxygen (ciggi) break before the run starts.

It was murmured in the wind, "God created Loud Chick to teach all the hash ladies how to tittup." Yah, go ahead and google the word!

Hello. My name is June but my friends call me Ah Lian. I want you all to be my friend, so call me Ah Lian aahh. Can or not ! 

Or better known as Uncle Seah. Having a sojourn in Langkawi. In his younger days, he was the SCB (short cutting bastard) king in KH4. Still is whenever the occasion arises.

His ladies guest was the cause of umbrage to Music Ranger at last week run. Hope sitting on ice will improve his hashing sense.

 Getting his Deepavali bonus from GM.
 The coroner. Oops, sorry. I meant crooner ..... of hash songs. When he sings, it will be "music" to your ears, depending on your alcohol level.

In Summary

An overcast sky with rain clouds looming but that didn't deter a good crowd waiting patiently for the GM to sound the On On call at 6pm. As usual, starting trail was short walk up on the tarmac and then turned left and the expected 1st check a short distance away.

Meandering through the usual path we then arrived at the bungalow houses, the Penchala link area for a check. Those familiar with the area, would have expected the paper to go up. Indeed it was. A short climb, the papers deviated left and probably have some thinking of a reprieve. It was not to be. We had a Mother of all Climb, a 1km stretch as Ubat was quick to emphasize.

What followed next was pretty routine in this area, a couple of ups and downs, crisis crossing the fence area and a good runout for the runners. When we were going up the fencing area again, Laurel was in his WTF ( what the fark ) rant and scribe was about to contribute my share when surprisingly we hit the tarmac road and provide a relief to yours truly, as we know home beckoned.  (Thus my WTF rant shall be reserve for another occasion.)

Almost a 2km run on the road to the car park with the front pack in at about 7:15pm. Battery Rosak & Sir Iron Head were ladies men as they were considerate enough to accompany their ladies guest out at about 8:30pm. Distance covered was approx 6.8 km.

Circle time was the usual boisterous affair. GM was giving some reminder about some redundant hash commandments with Iron Head being the main culprit and JM storming into one of his verbiages. There were probably some twisted interpretations and members having short memories, whether it's alcohol induced or not, will continue to repeat these peccadillos. 

Let common sense prevailed unless one is prepared to say, "enough is enough it's cibai say bye bye" time. (My apologies for the strong word but I'm trying to get the message across).

My 2Cts Worth

With Hardcore, the sifu of this area, as one of the co hare, any lingering fear of a long run was diminished. He has mellowed and left his Animale days behind .... hopefully. Taman Tun is one of the few "civilized " spot in the Klang Valley and any notion of jungle bashing, treacherous terrains, leeches or getting lost are very unlikely. 

All said, a decent clean run, good workout followed by the usual blah blah stuff, nothing dramatic and an evening well spent and no dirty laundries for the missus to clean up and for those who have maids, you have put a smile on their faces.

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10 Reasons Sex Makes You Beautiful

Do you find yourself spending lots of money on beauty treatments? Although eating well, exercising and feeling good are great ways to boost your beauty quotient, I have another solution for you. 

It’s free. 

It’s fun. 

It’s natural. 

It’s orgasms. 

Sex is the consummate beauty enhancer. It puts all other products and procedures to shame. Here are 10 reasons to incorporate orgasms into your beauty routine: 

1. Sex makes you glow. 

Your hair gets shinier and your skin becomes luminous. Estrogen, which contributes to healthier hair and skin, increases production in women who have frequent sex. You’ll also produce more collagen, which keeps skin supple and firm. 

2. Youth is beauty and beauty is youth. 

Frequent sex makes you look younger. While I’d argue that youth itself isn’t necessarily the heart of beauty, I’d say that “youth-full-ness” is. People who have sex three or more times a week look tend to look younger. 

3. Orgasms are the ultimate antidepressant. 

You release serotonin and DHEA at climax. Serotonin is a neurotransmitter that regulates your mood and makes you feel content, happy and hopeful. DHEA has antidepressant effects and boosts immunity. Sex helps you to look and feel radiantly beautiful. 

4. Orgasms and sexual activity release pheromones. 

Pheromones make you more attractive to the opposite sex. The more sex you have, the more sex people want to have with you. Wear orgasms instead of perfume.

5. It's natural breast enhancement. 

Breasts swell up to 25% during sex, according to Dr. Michael Roizen, Dr. Oz’s pal. Nipple height increases one half inch. Have a big night out and are in need of a push-up bra? Spend another 20 minutes “getting ready” with your partner and then hit the town. Considering other methods of growth? Spend more time in bed instead.

6. Sex reduces stress. 

A huge dose of oxytocin is released at the point of orgasm. Oxytocin wipes out cortisol, the major stress hormone. Most of us in urban life exist with high cortisol. Plenty of sex will unfurl your brow and leave you in a state of bliss. 

7. Orgasms flatten your belly. 

Having increased cortisol in your system contributes to that “paunch” around your belly. Again, our friend oxytocin lowers cortisol. Those last 5-10 pounds you can’t seem to lose around your belly? Orgasm them away.  

8. You’ll become a better person. 

All the feel-good chemicals released in the ascent to orgasm, at orgasm and in afterglow, elevate you. Dopamine increases your drive and ambition. Oxytocin makes you more relaxed, kind, patient and loving. Testosterone will make you perform better at work. Endorphins will reduce your stress and leave you feeling elated. What better all around panacea is there than an orgasm? 

9. Sex improves overall well-being. 

Sex isn't just good for the belly, it's good for your whole body. Your heart rate and blood pressure double, and a vigorous sex session can be the equivalent calorie burn of a strong power yoga class. Plus, orgasms induce the production of phenylethylamine. This brilliant compound increases happiness, confidence, focus AND curbs appetite. 

10. It will ignite your confidence. 

People who know what they want are attractive. Studies have shown that sex and meditation light up similar areas in the brain. The same benefits you’d expect to receive with meditation also come along with great sex: you feel in tune with yourself and the world around you, your inner guidance is strengthened, you feel calmer, more creative and able to tackle problems with a clear head. 

All through an orgasm. 

An orgasm a day, or at least several a week, not only can have miraculous health benefits, but it will also leave you smokin’ hot. 

This article was published in MindBodyGreen and was written by Kim Anami.

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Run @ Sg.Buloh (18/10/13). Virgin Hare: Oily

L-R: Ex GM. Current GM. Potential GM. Next GM ?

Car Park. Cemetery at back ground. If you are sharp enough you'll notice those spiritual thing floating in the air.

Oily, Messy & Left ball, plus 4 or 5 busy bodies who tagged along to help carry the papers and beers (?).

Noisy neighbors. Constant irritant to the circle, in particular to Music Ranger. Even GM couldn't cunt-trol them !

GM to guest, " R u still a V? "

See story below.

I'm in a trance. Those who want a 4D forecast please kneel before me.

A fairy once told me, "Constantly sitting on ice will restore my virginity "

Looks maybe deceiving. Taste better than it looks!

Same here. Hardly any left overs.

In Summary

Where people fear to thread, a Hasher may soon discover a new running trail. Today's run site will attest to that. After we exit the Sg. Buloh toll we made a few turns thru a Malay kampong and then parked our cars smack next to a ........ Chinese cemetery !!! Whoever discovered this area has got to be congratulated. 

Second time KH4 is running here, the first being Yak's run a month or so back. Just as the run began a slight drizzle started. Bad omen? We had a promising start, meandering casually thru the jungle path, crossing a stream twice. 

If there is an award for Husband of the Year, it should be given to Ubat. Why? At the stream area yours truly saw Lai Chee piggy ride on Ubat to cross this benign stretch, ( which at most will not cost you 5 steps ) not once but twice. I kid you not! All for the purpose of not getting her shoes wet, which was all in vain as the run progressed.

We went pass some Orang asli huts and their orchard and words were heard and murmured in their lingo. Probably amused why a bunch of civilized people were having nothing better to do on a Friday evening, rambling and trespassing their territory. Came across a boulder with a flowing stream and we crossed with caution. Run wise, so far so good.

Darkness was starting to creep in and it's only 7:15pm but everyone were optimistic that the hare will take us out. False hope. The run then treacherous ...... for want for a better word! Those who completed will have their own nuances about the run. Me?  *#!@*%}?!& !!! You go decipher !

There were leeches galore. Everyone have their fair share of the blood suckers! Scribe plucked out at least 5 sticking on me. Those who got the leeches stuck on them when they came out have the ladies screaming and avoiding them ....... like leeches! These were minor irritants compare to 'real thing' that were to follow.

We were in total darkness but thanks to those who brought torchlights, we were not groping aimlessly. Still many got pricked by the thorns. On the descend some were doing mud slides due to the slippery conditions. A few bruised bumps and scratches were our reward.

Coming to the last check, the FROP's were have difficulty breaking it and almost everyone caught up and converged at the waterfall area. According to them, about 30mins were spent looking for papers but to no avail. We were trying to contact the hare but there was no reception in the area. 

Another attempt was made to look for papers and finally someone shouted On! On! on the right and by now, many being exhausted and dehydrated, had to make another climb up under slippery conditions and eventually another downhill for home, also under similar conditions. Marderfarker !!! This has to be utter to show our contempt. 

There were some who avoided these stretches as they met the hare and co-hares on the way in and were advised to turn back. (Probably the hare will get some sympathy votes for this sound advice).They must have been one relieved bunch after hearing the torrid situation on what the rest went through. First group out at about 8:20pm and last one at about 9pm. Total distance covered approx 5.8km.

Circle was a boisterous affair and Music Ranger made numerous attempts to get the floor attention to get the culprits under cunt-trol but felt on deaf ears. Apparently the 'noisy neighbors' were some loquacious ladies guest brought by Sir Iron Head. (Go read my Hash Commandment No: 2 & 7 before the club get plunged into another chaotic situation).

Virgin hare, Larry Teo was baptized Fishy Omega Oil by RA2 Yak about a month ago but GM turned RA and changed it to Oily. Aaah ...... yours truly would like to make a teenie weenie request. Can I also change my hash name to ........ Mr Handsome (sounds too sissy !). How about Hunky. (No...too macho!). Blogger? ( Whaaoo .... you make my day). Who wants to be next? Got my gist !!! If still in doubt go read my Hash Commandments No:5. Enough said!

My 2Cts Worth

"Bloody animal run". Words spoken from an ex animale himself. (Animale is described as a species of hasher who runs on a Male chapter and setting a 'kau kau' run is a norm and the moniker was made famous by the PJ Animale who runs on Monday. ( Any error is regretted ).

There was an element of animalelism in today's run. Could it be that the few co-hares who are or were running with the PJ Animale laying the traits of their behavioral instincts in setting this run or was it a case of non recce, let's walk where the trail took us and hope for the best and expect the worse and we'll sort it out somehow if we encounter any problems with our hashing experience ?

Truth be told, the area looks promising. ( A recce would be a must). If daylight was longer and there was no rain, the run would have been a good workout. The virgin hare was quick to pay for his penance by offering stout to those who completed the run. Hope he'll be wiser by this experience. Thanks for the sarong and the not that spectacular but nevertheless appetizing dinner, which was well earned. 

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11 Commandments of Hashing in Klang Hash

This article was written without the influence of alcohol and it is not meant to insinuate anyone. No apologies are offered for those who feel offended. Any animosity must self destruct after you finished reading this.

1) THOU SHALL ACCEPT THE GM'S WORDS AS THE TRUTH AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH, FOR BETTER OR FOR WORSE, FOR GOOD OR BAD. THE COMMAND OF AUTHORITY SHALL BE ABSOLUTE.

(Otherwise, why did you choose to elect him in the first place. Maybe not you, but the majority. Agreed ???)

2) THOU SHALL MAINTAINED ABSOLUTE SILENCE WHEN CIRCLE IS CALLED.

(Let's show that we are better behaved adults than our bunch of politicians)

3) THOU SHALL ALWAYS PAY YOUR SUB ON TIME.

(We do not wish to have a situation where there are insufficient funds to pay our beer man and he boycott us on our Friday runs. Got the message ?)

4) THOU SHALL ACCEPT THAT SITTING ON ICE IS AN HONOR AND NOT AN EMBARRASSMENT.

(It shows that you have been noticed by your peers. No malice is ever intended)

5) THOU SHALL ALWAYS ACCEPT YOUR HASH NAME WITH PRIDE.

(Your RA in a moment of inspiration / desperation / frustration / cuntfusion have chosen to give you one. Accept it or slip into oblivion, as it's shows that you are mixing in the wrong fraternity)

6) THOU SHALL ALWAYS FOLLOW PAPERS DURING THE RUN.

(Appreciate the hare's time and effort. The papers are there for a reason. Short cut at your own peril)

7) THOU SHALL ALWAYS EDUCATE YOUR GUEST(S) ON THE DO'S AND DON'T'S OF HASHING.

(We don't want one bad apple to spoil the whole bunch)

8) THOU SHALL ALWAYS JOIN KH4 FOR THE PURPOSE OF ENJOYING OUR WEEKLY DOSES OF FELLOWSHIP AND CAMARADERIE.

(Anyone with a hidden agenda shall be prostituted)

9) THOU SHALL NOT HAVE AN INFLATED EGO. LEAVE IT AT HOME WHEN YOU COME TO THE HASH.

(No one is bigger than the club. Apple polishing of any kind is not encouraged. Those who feel otherwise, please feel free to join another chapter)

10) THOU SHALL NOT BRING CHILDREN OR IMMATURE ADULTS TO THE HASH.

(A child's education is best left to the school. The only education hashing can provide is that everyone are treated equal regardless of how bad you were brought up)

11) THOU SHALL ACCEPT ALL PROFANITIES AND OBSCENITIES REGARDLESS OF YOUR INTELLECTUAL LEVEL.

(These are part and parcel of the hash culture. Those who cannot comprehend shall be left to fester in their own backyard)

Note: This article was written by yours truly some time ago. I think it 's worthwhile to reproduce it to remind us of what hashing is all about, whether you have been hashing for 2 months, 2 years or 20 years.

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Run @ Templer's Park (11/10/13). Hare: Laurel Chin

Welcoming us. A bunch of them scavenging for food.

Coming out before 6pm

Getting ready

I'm looking for my pet crocodile. Anyone seen it ?

Frolicking at the waterfall

Itchybhai on JM left. He survived an ordeal to tell a tale. See story below.

Her full salutations, "Her Pornographic Majesty, Queen Elizabeth the Turd, The Porn Queen of the Klang Karaoke Joint"

Aptly living up to his hash name, Yakity Yak. Yak, yak, yak only. 

Have an op his right knee and soon on the left. His real agony? Abstinence of alcohol on medical ground. Aaaargh, give me my beer before I go mad !!!

Go forth and blog without fear or favor.

'Six course' of home cook meal. Nothing spectacular. Enough to fill empty stomachs.

In Summary

It is good to note that of late some members have been setting their runs beyond the Klang Valley. With easy assess through all the expressways getting to today's run site was not too difficult, albeit you may have to incur some toll charges. A respectable crowd of 40 turned up. 

Weather wise, it was a cool evening due to the earlier late morning downpour. When we saw the hare and his co-hares coming out before 6pm all indication showed that it won't be a long run.

This being a forest reserved area, the starting trail was mainly jungle path with fallen tree trunks and protruding roots. As we gradually made the ascend, if you have managed to reach the top before the trail deviated sideway and thereafter down hill without any shortness of breath, you would have passed the treadmill test which meant that in all likelihood that you may not have clogged or blocked arteries. Yeh, big hand to that ! ( Of course, don't forget your regular medical check up !!! )

Before the run started GM made an announcement that we should take caution due to some slippery condition. When we reached the waterfall area, some members took the opportunity to frolic in the water area. Yak was truly enjoying himself and enticing the others to join him, scribe included.

That point onwards it was steep downhill all the way. Boulders were scattered all way and we have to throw caution as we made our way down due to the slippery conditions. Home was through a long stretch of man made steps (easily more than 50) finally passing through a camping site. 1st runner under an hour and last one out at about 7:40pm. Distance covered approx. 2.75km. 

Post circle, everyone were eager to meet the "star" of the evening, Itchybhai, one of the co-hares. The story goes like this. ( Any error is regretted ). Last year while trying to do a recce ( I think? ) in the vicinity of this area, he fell. His mobile went kaput and lost contact with the outside world. He was only found after 5 days and 4 nights in the jungle by a search party group led by a orang asli. The area where he was found, even the orang asli fear to thread. He survived merely by drinking water only. This unfortunate episode have not diminished his hashing spirit.

My 2Cts Worth

A sensible and considerate run, being the time of the year where daylight is short. Being unfamiliar, the hare have seek good advice from his co- hares who are experienced in this area. Quite surprise that KH4 is running here the first time, considering the opened and nice car park. Area wise, there's much to offer. Recce is a must, unless the hare is prepare to so a Itchybhai stunt !

My only qualm is that the hare SHOULD NOT be coming out before the run starts. The simple reason being that if he does, we would know how the run is set and thus we can anticipate where home is. One of the basic rule of hashing is about to be consigned to the waste bin. What a shame ! ( Oh, by the way. My run is coming in a few weeks time. Catch me if you can !!! Pun intended ).

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Beer Quotes

“Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer!” 

― Martin Luther

“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” 

― Benjamin Franklin

“All men hear is blah, blah, blah, blah, SEX, blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah, BEER.” 

― Denis Leary

“You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are.” - Adolphus Busch

“And smoking weed kills your brain cells, not like getting drunk which only hurts the liver, and you got two of them”.  Earl J. Hickey

“There’s nothing like good food, good beer, and a bad girl.” - Harvey Allen

“Beer may not solve your problems, but neither will water or milk” - Wiley

“Milk is for babies.  When you grow up you have to drink beer.” - Arnold Schwarzenegger

“Women and drink.  Too much of either can drive you to the other” - Michael Still

“Who does not love beer, wine, women, and song remains a fool his whole life.” - Carl Worner

"A little bit of beer is divine medicine." –Paracelsus, Greek physician

“An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with fools.” - Ernest Hemingway

“You can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning.” On label of Founder's Breakfast Stout

“The human intellect owes its superiority over that of the lower animals in great measure to the stimulus which alcohol has given imagination.”-Samuel Butler

“When I drink, I think; and when I think, I drink.” –Francois Rabelais

"Beer is a wholesome liquor…..it abounds with nourishment" –Dr. Benjamin Rush 

“There is no strong beer, just weak men” - Dan Castellaneta.

"I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me." - Winston Churchill

“Wow, it’s like I’ve died and went to heaven.  But then they realized it wasn’t my time yet.  So they sent me to a brewery. – Peter of Family Guy

"Here’s to alcohol, the cause of-and solution to-all life’s problems". –  Homer Simpson

“Smithers, this beer isn’t working.  I don’t feel any younger or funkier.” - Mr. Burns of Simpsons

“Beer will change the world.  I don’t know how, but it will” - sign on streets of New York

"On victory, you deserve beer, in defeat, you need it."-Napoleon

"It’s better to drink beer and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit."… ….Steve Taylor

"Life’s too short to drink cheap beer" -Anonymous

"Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world" - Kaiser Wilhelm

"Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar." - Unknown

"Give my people plenty of beer, good beer and cheap beer, and you will have no revolution among them" - Queen Victoria

"The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid." Richard Braunstein

"I told the stewardess liquor for three." - "Who are the other two? - "Oh, there are no other two." Sean Connery (as James Bond)

"In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria." -Benjamin Franklin

"There can’t be good living where there is not good drinking.”-Benjamin Franklin

"Sir, you’re drunk!" Yes, Madam, I am. But in the morning, I will be sober and you will still be ugly." –Lady Astor and Winston Churchill

"Beer , if drank with moderation, softens the tempter, cheers the spirit, and promotes good health.” – Thomas Jefferson

“Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.” –Dave Barry

“If a life of wine, beer, women and song becomes too much, give up singing.”-Mark Schiess

“I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.” - Frank Sinatra

"Beer will get you through time of no money better than money will get you through times of no beer." - Freddie Freak

"Beer has food value, but food has no beer value.' -Unknown 

"Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder." -Unknown 

" There is more to life than beer alone, but beer makes those other things even better." -Stephen Morris

" Let us drink for the replenishment of our strength, not for our sorrow" -Cicero

"The mouth of a perfectly happy man  is filled with beer" –Ancient Egyptian Wisdom

“When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading !!!” - Henny Youngman

"I'm sorry honey, I can't hear you without a beer in my hand" - Over 1 million husbands.

And finally, the best for the last

“When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven!” - Brian O’Rourke

CHEERS !

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Run @ Greenhill, Punchak Alam (4/10/13). Hare: Sir Papa

Juicy saying a private prayer. Let it not be a long run. I brought a guest today.

Let's enjoy the space while we can. Matter of time before the shop lots are occupied.

Business looked pretty slow.

Having a hearty meal.

Too tired to CNN (cah nee neh!)

Leading the pack out. CNN ! All because of Juicy

Welcome aboard. You'll soon discover the beauty and the beast of hash.

That'll be Kernel, Kwai Loh & Taikor. Combined biological age, more than 200 years. Number of hashing years combined, above 100 years. Yep. Not a typo error !

The blissfulness of hashing, away from the crowd. All the space to ourselves.

 Camaraderie and talk cock time with fellow members.

In Summary

Officially, it's the first time KH4 is running here. Ah??? If you were here before you'll understood what I meant, otherwise like they said, ignorance is bliss. Weather wise, clear skies but bloody hot! Average crowd of 40+. 

Scribe and Yak were having a conversation on how today's run will go, considering that Messy the appointed co-hare have delegated his responsibility to Prince Charming. Yah, yah, yah, you saw it coming. The notorious, he never learned guy !!!

This area according to unconfirmed stories is where the Atlantuya mysteries happened. Unfortunately through out the run there were no traces of such incident. Maybe nature and time have covered the trail, as the run was through virgin but not dense secondary jungle.

There were 2 major climbs, good enough to drench us in sweat considering the sweltering conditions. Some were struggling uphill but no major concern for regular hashers. 1st check was a falsie and we took some time to find connecting papers. The break enable a few to take the  opportunities to short cut as they could easily see the home trail.

First runner out at about 7:15 and the majority were in by 8pm except for the last group of 6 people who came out at 9pm due to a first time guest who held them back. Kudos to them for their unselfish act in taking care of her. Distance covered was approx. 3.8km. 

Scribe maybe over zealous in criticizing Prince Charming but my conspiracy theory is that because there were 2 ladies co-hares, he and the others could be under 'cunt-trol' and may have to restraint themselves from going into overdrive. If I'm wrong then credit to him for setting a good run. 

During circle JM and RA 1 were trying to share the good, the bad and ugly of hashing. Wonder how many were listening and if they do, will such good advice be heeded or be treated as another bunch of codswallop.

My 2 Cts Worth. ( It'll be a dollar after you finish reading )

If KH4 is a town and I'm the mayor, I 'll hung the hare on high ground so that everyone can tickle his toes and he'll be constipated with laughter for treating his responsibilities as a hare to be a joke. 

When circle was in session he conveniently ignored the box and were chatting away with his group at another corner. For reasons best known to him they drove off at about 8:45pm. The reason according to the JM was that they were going to a temple function. My foot !!! If anyone have seen them dressed up, would have concluded that they were heading for the bright lights of the city. 

The least he could have done if he have another party elsewhere would be to address the crowd, offered his apologies and we would have accepted it.

Being all dressed up he may fear to face the wrath of the ice but being reasonable people we would have accepted his defiance in good faith. Throwing in a few crates of beer and proving food does not absolve him of his responsibilities.

He is not the first, neither will it be the last. Until such a time when the club decide to take action against such culprits such incidents will continue to occur.

My take is that you set a run once every 2 years or so ( and not every 2 months ! ) and you are aware of the date. Surely one can plan their schedule and make time when you are the hare, unless unforeseen circumstances happened then that is acceptable.

What the hare did was in contempt of the basic rules hashing. He may not be aware just like those before him and it's about time the club take stern actions against the next culprit as a deterrent. Otherwise, as quoted by a senior hasher sometime ago of a similar incident, " We should get good riddance of bad rubbish ! "

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Run @ Bkt.Tinggi (27/9/13). Hare: ACDC

Caught in the act! Khuntai & Hash Tired

Water rationing in Klg ? Siphoning water to take back?

Baby banana- Left    Mama banana-Right

Parcel talking to Yak, "I maybe slow but I"m ahead of you"

Leader of the pack, Messy,coming out from the in trail

Hare and his half dozen co hares

KH4 Guitar Men

Waiting for dinner to be serve

Music Ranger serenading More Messy

In Summary

An outstation run for KH4. A run was set here a couple of weeks ago by Hash Tired and today's hare, ACDC was probably impressed and thus seek the counsel of the runmaster of that day,
Messy, to be his chief engineer for this run. 

A respectable crowd of 40+ were present. Weather wise, it was overcast with rain clouds but it behaved well until towards the latter part of the evening, where raindrops started to trickle and we have to make a quick dash to the restaurant for dinner.

About 5:30pm, three co-hares appeared from the in trial. When queried, they told us that they hit the home trail coming out and being on the 'geriatric' side were advised to come out while the rest of the pack continued to venture further.

A few of us were probably treating this run with trepidation but these fears were squashed when on the way in we met the leader of the pack, Messy who assuringly mentioned, "Don't worry, easy run. Just go in and come out only lah". But the look of Gigantor, one of the co-hare told a different story. His facial expression bore the look of an exhausted person !

All said, it was a simple run. The starting trail was a gradual long climb. We seemed to be going in endlessly until we came to the 3rd check where the hare has informed us that we should make a detour and hit home, which we did. It was about 6:50pm, but coming out, the FROP's took less than 10 mins !!!

1st runner under an hour and all back by 7:20pm. Distance covered was approx. 3.1km. During circle, yours truly gathered from Loud Cock that they looking for a new trail but encountered difficulty. Thus the exhausted look of Gigantor and probably an intended longer run was cut short. The whole stretch of the run was like doing a jungle trekking, not enough for the FROP's but a good workout for the rest.

With circle cut short for fear of the rain, we proceed to the nearby restaurant for dinner. 4 tables were filled up. There were a lot of leftovers in the 7 course dinner due to big serving. 

My 2Cts Worth

With limited, much prostituted and diminishing run sites in the Klang Valley, it is refreshing once awhile to have an outstation run. A big thank you to the hare for the effort and also for seeking good counsel to ensure that we don't have a fcuk up run. 

The treat in the restaurant make the long drive worthwhile. Nevertheless, as hardcores, we would have come to the run for much less. As this is the time of the year where daylight is short, those in the Hare Q should take note of the pitfalls in setting a 'kau kau' run. Trying to be a smart alec will not earn you brownie points !

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